
Big shout to Ryan, Stephen, Jessica, Douglas, Kristin, Beans and Deon!
Here's the post from the TuneUp mustache of the day (http://tinyurl.com/57eyok)
Name: The Notorious M.U.S.T.A.C.H.E
Typical facial hair routine? Freestyle.
Last time you grew a mustache and why? About a month before this contest. Training, really.
Follicle type/texture? A2 retrograde flux capacitor velvet.
Best thing about growing a mustache? Unsolicited high fives from passers by.
Iconic Mustache of Choice?

If your mustache was a musical instrument, what would it be? Rhodes keyboard.
Favorite hair growing music? Biggie, Zeppelin, Neil Diamond, Johnny Cash, Enya mash-up.
What’s your mustache’s favorite fighting move? Camel clutch.
Any upper-lip tips? Wear it with brazen pride. Stare em down till they look away.
Write a mustache haiku:
Notorious Mustache.
Gnarly, sophisticated.
Stay gold Pony Boy.

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